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I like jokes and
have a good memory for them. I've broken these down into three
These are jokes
that have make me laugh at some time. I keep adding to the
list whenever I feel like it. If you've met me in a pub,
you've probably heard them.
require a Yorkshire accent to be able to tell them. I remember
one occasion when I overheard someone without a Yorkshire accent
re-telling them after having heard me tell them. He clearly
hadn't understood them and they certainly weren't going to work.
His version of the first came out like this:
"A chap goes
into a garage and says 'A can of Castrol GTX please' and the chap
behind the bar says 'No, but a goldfish can fart'"
I have to say it
has a certain surreal quality that ensures someone will find it
these jokes, you must read them with a Yorkshire accent.
I used to work
in a school and began collecting jokes from different subject areas.
I seem to missing some from Humanities and English. If you've
got any, drop me a line.
If anybody has
got any jokes to add, please